Today the Weather Channel anchor proclaimed the entire continental United States in the deep freeze. All, that is, except “the southern tip of Florida–Broward and Miami-Dade counties and the Keys.” I felt kind of guilty. Then I tried to sunbathe at my pool in 73 degree temps with the wind blowing 25 miles per hour. Brrrr. No could do. That’s my way of saying I’m in solidarity with you, rest of the nation. (Me ducking.)